Hillary Locks Up Major Iowa Endorsement, Stops Dying

The big news on the Internets this morning: The REQ -edited Des Moines Register issued its coveted endorsements last night, and it's Clinton for the Demrats and McCain for the Republicans. REQ -- real name Carolyn Washburn, which, if you google, will take you to various hate websites -- was clearly impressed with the rapidly sinking quality of Hillary's campaign and the non-existence of McCain's in Iowa.

It's also a big day for McCain in New Hampshire, where -- dare we say -- he has a chance: The Boston Globe   endorsed him for the Republicans and Obama for the other people. Barack celebrated by shooting heroin between his toes and being a bad father.

 Endorsements [Des Moines Register]

 Endorsements [Boston Globe]