Actual Dialogue from Wonket Sekrit Chatcave, 4: 35 pm, EDT: Dok Z: We should try to find something happy to round out the day Sara B: I'm writing things on Patton as we speaketh Dok Z: and maybe another state will legalize gay marriage in the next 15 minutes
a fondue blowjob? I'm as adventurous as the next guy, but I'll be damned if I'm letting any scalding hot melted cheese anywhere near one eyed Willy and the twins
even that little fork is probably gonna be a deal breaker
But in 2008, I was still in San Jo, and it seriously rustled my jimmies that we (all of goddam Cali) couldn't beat down that fucking shit-ass proposition.
Hell, they <i>created</i> this monster. This is what happens when you practice a populism that appeals to selfishness, ignorance, bigotry and paranoia. Their elitist handlers have lost the leash, and now they&#039;re actually putting these dumb fucks up for election.
re: the alt text- <a href="http:\/\/i.crackedcdn.com\/phpimages\/photoshop\/7\/8\/8\/214788_v1.jpg" target="_blank">This</a> was just too creepy not to share
Dok, when you win that Lotto ticket thing, I hope you will decide to continue writing fer the Wonkettes from your palatial Monaco mansion and/or big-ass yacht in the Caribbean. We&#039;d miss you if you left!
Also, too, since you are magic, make more happy equality wishes please.
Quite late to comment on this, but the answer is the same as it ever was:
Cheesehead == Packer Fan.
Thankyou, thankyouverymuch. Tip your veal, try your waitress.
a fondue blowjob? I&#039;m as adventurous as the next guy, but I&#039;ll be damned if I&#039;m letting any scalding hot melted cheese anywhere near one eyed Willy and the twins
even that little fork is probably gonna be a deal breaker
OT: Please let it be noted that Hopey has now cleaned up GWB&#039;s economic mess. Unemployment rate is lower than it was when Lehman Bros went down, and the stock market&#039;s at an all-time high: <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2014..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/07/business/us-and...">http://www.nytimes.com/2014...
Plus, Iraq war &quot;over&quot; (except for contractors) and A&#039;stan winding down (ditto), and Bin Laden is, uh...no longer a problem.
What a monster Obama is!
How rude of you to notice.
But in 2008, I was still in San Jo, and it seriously rustled my jimmies that we (all of goddam Cali) couldn&#039;t beat down that fucking shit-ass proposition.
Heads.
Actually, I kind of like this. &quot;You win. What would you like as a prize&quot;.
Not my problem, since I have no grandchildren. Sorry, future obligatees!
And also please give Scott Walker a nice case of anal fissures.
Hell, they <i>created</i> this monster. This is what happens when you practice a populism that appeals to selfishness, ignorance, bigotry and paranoia. Their elitist handlers have lost the leash, and now they&#039;re actually putting these dumb fucks up for election.
I heard there is a wax effigy (?) of Ken Layne laying in state in the vestibule.
(stolen from Close Read&#039;s post in wonkville, since her headline was better)
Honey Badger State don&#039;t care
re: the alt text- <a href="http:\/\/i.crackedcdn.com\/phpimages\/photoshop\/7\/8\/8\/214788_v1.jpg" target="_blank">This</a> was just too creepy not to share
Putting the &quot;sin&quot; in Wisconsin.
&quot;boils, frogs, or Minnesota Vikings fans&quot;
you&#039;re being redundant
Dok, when you win that Lotto ticket thing, I hope you will decide to continue writing fer the Wonkettes from your palatial Monaco mansion and/or big-ass yacht in the Caribbean. We&#039;d miss you if you left!
Also, too, since you are magic, make more happy equality wishes please.
Well this is nice for Governor Walker. He can marry the Koch Brothers and enjoy all the cock and butt sex he can handle.