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Viva Jebiliano Arbusto.!!!!!!! Ayyyyyyyayyyyyyayyyyyy !!!

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You can tell from looking at her calves!

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Jeb! could save money while travelling by sneaking his wife onto planes in his carry on luggage. Or, shorter me: GOTDAMM, that woman is short!

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Ya, but at various points last cycle, Ron Paul led, Santorum was hanging in there, Newt was climbing. Being second now won't keep Trump from being last eventually.

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It's getting surreal in rethug primary land.

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I dipped into the sewer of Free Republic the other night... this isn't an unheard of suggestion among the brotherhood of the tin foil hats.

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That's part of the total absurdity of US politics. Forget that you have two interchangeable parties (both neo-liberal) that have been in power since the 1860s.... consider that all your political talk is about who is raising what money, and who is the front runner... when you haven't even had your first primary (let alone that joke on the media called the Iowa Caucus).

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Jebilito Arbusto-Arbusto

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Comemierdas, los dos.

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Let's hope that Hillz's spouse doesn't have that problem.

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He's already an elder of the Mammon Church.

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538 said today that the US has more spanish-speaking folks (52.6 million) than Spain....Jeb! hugged one today, and will make his anti-Donald remarks again in the primaries....Toomush is not amused...

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♫ Alla en el rancho Arbusto, alla donde viviaHabia una locarita, que allegre me deciaQue allegre me decia

Colecciono muchas joyasMuy compulsivamenteNo pago a la aduanaNo como otra gente. ♫

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Geez, Jeb! You can't even ostracize a pariah effectively. I thought you conservative types lived for that kind of stuff.

Perhaps the fact that said pariah is a rich white guy is distracting you?

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