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This is what these jackasses spend their time on?

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Thank goodness the Founding MoFos guaranteed our right to shoot our blinkin' eyes out.

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Like they say, if you want a friend, buy a dog.

Wait.

Seamus?

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And a Merry Redistributionmass to you, colleague!

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More of a kold, klammy kooter

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The alternative version, with Potter following the dictates of the state, would not be acceptable to Randians, either.

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I always suspected that God and St. Joseph were Reds. And don't even get me started on angels...

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So, I'm forming the impression that you're just in it for the snark.

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The fuck. Isn't Xenu dead <i>yet</i>?

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You've mentioned this before. But it was a clever comment.

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BUY a dog.

Not "Strap the dog to the roof of your car".

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Lots of doves, too.

When is banker season?

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It's a Wonderful Collective?

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Zuzu was a Young Octobrist.

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and the Grinch was just rightfully reclaiming all the spoils of the jerb creators from those moochers and takers in Whoville

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