Hit Parade: Wonkette's Guide to What Stories You Danced to Last Week

We march to the beat of our own drummer at Wonkette, but we realize that some people listen to the news. The Hit Parade ranks stories other people tuned into. Chart placement is determined by mentions on "The Daily Show," references by Washington Journal callers, reader suggestions (well, for next time . . . ) and our whim. Arrows indicate movement since last week.

1.Photos of military coffins released ,Koppelto read names of fallen. Deadliest month yet.↑

2.  Fighting   words fromKerryover medals flap. Only the beginning.↑

3. Cheneyand Supreme Court . Wake me for the verdict.↓

4. Bremer  criticized  Bushon terror pre-9/11. Old news hits now.↑

5. Gorelickunder pressure to testify ;Bush  disappointed DOJ released documents to raise partisan fervor. Not sexy enough.↓

6. Clinton  memoir scheduled for June. Prepare for blitz.↑

7. Hagel, Rangelcall for draft ,Rumsfelddoubts need. Not before November.↓

8. Deanin talks to host TV talk show;Sharptonseems likely to join CNBC. They're back.↑

9.  Analysis ofCondi'shusband remark signals end of story .↓

10. Teresa  Newsweek cover goes nowhere.↓