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JAWs's avatar

"This is the first presidential election where dick size has been an official issue."

Bill Clinton says "hello" (Bill, wave to people with your hand, please.)

JAWs's avatar

Well I think Trump's hair does resemble and Ed Wood-sian special effect.

sillyclucker's avatar

Gotta be Ben Carson's dog.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

Tobias Funke for President!

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

Jessica Atreides for President. Who'd fuck with her? Am I right DUNE fans?

The Militant Homosexual Agenda's avatar

What stood out to me about the Hobby Lobby lawsuit is that the insurance companies they had been using for years already covered Plan B. It wasn't until the ACA, forced on Americans by that black man in the White House, that they seemed to have a problem with it. When confronted by this blatant contradiction HB said that they had not had the time to read through all the insurance companies details, so they were not aware of this fact. However, but, curiously enough, they DID have the time to pursue the case all the way to the SCOTUS. I find that interesting. Yes, a very interesting, delightfully decorated, crock of shit.

Walter Wellstone's avatar

Marsellus Wallace for President--he's gonna go medieval on ya ass!

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

I saw my first Cruz TV ad... the very first thing listed was "defends the cross," because, apparently, in Nutbaggistan, that is something that the president of a secular nation should do first of all.

Ren Chant's avatar

yeah, so did ALL THOSE CRUSADERS.

Ren Chant's avatar

liza minnelli died??

Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

The best that money can buy!

chicken thief's avatar

Michele Bundy Fiore libelz?!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

No way! I do more humble by 8 a.m. than the rest of you do all day. I'm even self-effacing when I'm asleep.

Justin TrudeauFan's avatar

Marco goes both ways, that's for sure.

Shibusa's avatar

The entire Republican party is in desperate need of a Plan B at this point.