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Awful !

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"This is the first presidential election where dick size has been an official issue."

Bill Clinton says "hello" (Bill, wave to people with your hand, please.)

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Well I think Trump's hair does resemble and Ed Wood-sian special effect.

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Gotta be Ben Carson's dog.

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Tobias Funke for President!

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Jessica Atreides for President. Who'd fuck with her? Am I right DUNE fans?

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What stood out to me about the Hobby Lobby lawsuit is that the insurance companies they had been using for years already covered Plan B. It wasn't until the ACA, forced on Americans by that black man in the White House, that they seemed to have a problem with it. When confronted by this blatant contradiction HB said that they had not had the time to read through all the insurance companies details, so they were not aware of this fact. However, but, curiously enough, they DID have the time to pursue the case all the way to the SCOTUS. I find that interesting. Yes, a very interesting, delightfully decorated, crock of shit.

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Marsellus Wallace for President--he's gonna go medieval on ya ass!

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I saw my first Cruz TV ad... the very first thing listed was "defends the cross," because, apparently, in Nutbaggistan, that is something that the president of a secular nation should do first of all.

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yeah, so did ALL THOSE CRUSADERS.

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liza minnelli died??

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The best that money can buy!

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Michele Bundy Fiore libelz?!

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No way! I do more humble by 8 a.m. than the rest of you do all day. I'm even self-effacing when I'm asleep.

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Marco goes both ways, that's for sure.

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The entire Republican party is in desperate need of a Plan B at this point.

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