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MissusBarry's avatar

Fitst, you're right. And, since I don't do kids, I can't imagine breastfeeding anything, but five tits...ew! In my mind's eye they were taking turns. Also, too, you'd need custom lengerie for five tits. Oh, duh, tasseled pasties. Disregard.

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MissusBarry's avatar

I'd understand if Bo was being held hostage...I am an animal lover, after all.

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The Quirk's avatar

If it's too sober for you, I found a cheap ($10) red for you.

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chascates's avatar

It's $50 for a wireless (line-of-sight) 1.5Mbs with some latency. I won't be much of a Wonketter any more.

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The Quirk's avatar

Yeah, I was just wondering how Monday would be different than every other day in my life, when I realized the busses wouldn't run.

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The Quirk's avatar

I'd settle for Bangor Maine.

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The Quirk's avatar

Build the damn wall!

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Out West, they've banned fireworks because of wildfires. Of Thee I Sing!

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The Quirk's avatar

"Class Warfare" is a dirty word until the bastards win completely.

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The Quirk's avatar

Currently on 11K and fuck alla yez upper class bastards.

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The Quirk's avatar

And building yachts, and supplying caviar? See, it DOES trickle down!

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fuflans's avatar

yeah, grass is always greener. last year i had the shittiest job ever.

now i wish i had a shitty job, maybe even in bangladesh.

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fuflans's avatar

i say this all the time, but from your mouth to god's ear.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

OBVIOUSLY CUTTING GOVERNMENT SPENDING WILL FIX THIS BY FIRING FEDERAL WORKERS AND IN CREASING COMPETITION FOR PRIVATE SECTOR JOBS!!!!!!

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fuflans's avatar

ken, is that you?

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fuflans's avatar

well that settles it. i'm just going to keep being an actor living hand to mouth.

also: FUCK CORPORATE AMERICA!! DOWN W/THE MAN!!! AT LEAST I have a soul!! HOBO BEANS WITH TWO BUCK CHUCK!!

etc.

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