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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This story made me Feel Good, Inc.

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Well, it's not as if he's crazy or anything . . . oh wait...

Tiny kaiju's avatar

It took me a second to engage my redneck translation software.

Bezoar's avatar

The biggest threat to 'OUR WAY OF LIFE' is rationality. Apparently we can withstand any other.

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Hello kitty! Oh Christ now I'm trying to get punny. I'll just leave this pile of nip here as a gift. Sneaks around the corner and waits to see what a high BadKitty904 looks like.

MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>the man was taken to a local emergency room for a mental evaluation</i>

For Tennessee, I'm guessing the dude is fairly normal. Next!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Where were the giant bats?

malsperanza's avatar

Hegghammer v. Schwartzenegger smackdown!

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Invisible primate life. They are harder to hit and can fit under the sofa

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I think maybe it was Dianne Fossey?

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Beat me to it, but I'll post it anyway cuz I really don't have anything better to do.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

" if they go down that logical rathole in the future."

or bring more shovels

Tiny kaiju's avatar

Presumably no gorillas were found, But did they find the empty bag of meth he had just snorted?

Incoming Ham's avatar

Fear in Loathsome Tennessee.

Incoming Ham's avatar

Don't count on it.