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This story made me Feel Good, Inc.

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Well, it's not as if he's crazy or anything . . . oh wait...

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It took me a second to engage my redneck translation software.

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The biggest threat to 'OUR WAY OF LIFE' is rationality. Apparently we can withstand any other.

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Hello kitty! Oh Christ now I'm trying to get punny. I'll just leave this pile of nip here as a gift. Sneaks around the corner and waits to see what a high BadKitty904 looks like.

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Viking raids?

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<i>the man was taken to a local emergency room for a mental evaluation</i>

For Tennessee, I'm guessing the dude is fairly normal. Next!

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Where were the giant bats?

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Hegghammer v. Schwartzenegger smackdown!

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Invisible primate life. They are harder to hit and can fit under the sofa

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I think maybe it was Dianne Fossey?

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Beat me to it, but I'll post it anyway cuz I really don't have anything better to do.

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" if they go down that logical rathole in the future."

or bring more shovels

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Presumably no gorillas were found, But did they find the empty bag of meth he had just snorted?

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Fear in Loathsome Tennessee.

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Don't count on it.

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