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BarackMyWorld's avatar

This story made me Feel Good, Inc.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Well, it's not as if he's crazy or anything . . . oh wait...

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

It took me a second to engage my redneck translation software.

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Bezoar's avatar

The biggest threat to 'OUR WAY OF LIFE' is rationality. Apparently we can withstand any other.

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Hello kitty! Oh Christ now I'm trying to get punny. I'll just leave this pile of nip here as a gift. Sneaks around the corner and waits to see what a high BadKitty904 looks like.

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bobbert's avatar

Viking raids?

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MonkeyMotion's avatar

<i>the man was taken to a local emergency room for a mental evaluation</i>

For Tennessee, I'm guessing the dude is fairly normal. Next!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Where were the giant bats?

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malsperanza's avatar

Hegghammer v. Schwartzenegger smackdown!

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Invisible primate life. They are harder to hit and can fit under the sofa

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

I think maybe it was Dianne Fossey?

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Beat me to it, but I'll post it anyway cuz I really don't have anything better to do.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

" if they go down that logical rathole in the future."

or bring more shovels

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Tiny kaiju's avatar

Presumably no gorillas were found, But did they find the empty bag of meth he had just snorted?

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Fear in Loathsome Tennessee.

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Don't count on it.

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