While standing (or riding a Rascal) in line at WalMart behind a massive shopping cart full of huge novelty popcorn containers and corn syrup buckets this holiday season, America's defeated shoppers will get a very special message from the nice lady at Homeland Security. Apparently stung by criticism that she's only dedicated to humiliation and child abuse at the nation's airports, Obama's domestic terror chief Janet Napolitano has ordered this charming video be played on continuous loop at every WalMart checkout in America. What does she want the WalMart shoppers to do, after they swipe their EBT cards in exchange for baby formula and Choco Puffs?
<i>Good grief, yet another reason to NOT go to Walmart.</i>
As a friend of mine said, she hates going to Walmart because it&#039;s like using a porta-potty:
1. You dread going in. 2. You&#039;re uncomfortable when inside. 3. You feel dirty when you come out.
To be asked to watch for terrists while others are wondering if you&#039;re a terrist is a bit much.
The Walton family is already one of the world&#039;s largest terrorist organizations.
Or as the Drudge hede sez:<b>
BIG SIS INVADES WAL-MART: &#039;IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING&#039; </b>
HE certainly has a problem with unmarried, sexually-ambiguous figures in public life!
Plus Target is much quieter AND they (where I live anyway) have an in-house Starbucks.
Lol...right - there&#039;s a Pizza Hut Express in the same store. God I love America!
I didn&#039;t know camo was considered high fashion
I am being terrorized by a 375 pound woman in a belly shirt with an eagle tattoo over her butt crack who just bent over in aisle 14!