While standing (or riding a Rascal) in line at WalMart behind a massive shopping cart full of huge novelty popcorn containers and corn syrup buckets this holiday season, America's defeated shoppers will get a very special message from the nice lady at Homeland Security.
<i>Good grief, yet another reason to NOT go to Walmart.</i>
As a friend of mine said, she hates going to Walmart because it&#039;s like using a porta-potty:
1. You dread going in. 2. You&#039;re uncomfortable when inside. 3. You feel dirty when you come out.
To be asked to watch for terrists while others are wondering if you&#039;re a terrist is a bit much.
The Walton family is already one of the world&#039;s largest terrorist organizations.
Or as the Drudge hede sez:<b>
BIG SIS INVADES WAL-MART: &#039;IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING&#039; </b>
HE certainly has a problem with unmarried, sexually-ambiguous figures in public life!
Plus Target is much quieter AND they (where I live anyway) have an in-house Starbucks.
Lol...right - there&#039;s a Pizza Hut Express in the same store. God I love America!
I didn&#039;t know camo was considered high fashion
I am being terrorized by a 375 pound woman in a belly shirt with an eagle tattoo over her butt crack who just bent over in aisle 14!