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Ladyfingers anyone?

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If they weren't out and out advertising it, then I would feel worse.

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it's not like I don't have any spellig mistakes, but what's with the period in front of US, and all the superfluous quote marks?

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Humming Hail to the Chief to himself.

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Puerto Rico, no?

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I'm going to Marshall County. Up betwixt Arab and Boaz. I grew up there!

We even had a song!

Marshall County AlabamaIt's the place where I was bornI was raised on biscuits and gravyAnd good old down home corn

It's actually quite beautiful and much, much better than where I was born - Sylacauga, AL. As my Uncle Pody says "It looks like they had a war and lost."

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My aunt lived in Sylacauga until the day that she died.

Funniest thing about Arab is that everyone else here will read that name in their head as "Airab", it's pronounced "Ayrab" there.

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One thing that drives me nuts is they don't want them here but maybe they'll serve them at one of the "ALL INCLUSIVE RESORTS" we have in Mexico and using up all their natural resources at their expense. Okay to exploit but not to embrace as part of humanity.

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Bonus points on knowing how to say 'ARAB' good.

And if you ever found yourself in Sylacauga I'm sorry.

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I did and I was sorry as well. There really isn't a whole lot in Talladega county to recommend itself. I should know, I was born in Talladega.

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It all comes back to the saying that if god is omnipotent, then he is not benevolent, and if he is benevolent, then he is not omnipotent. Nothing about any god I've read about in any holy book makes rational sense, they all use circular logic. I just figure that if there is some kind of supreme being, then my statement about giving us a pretty nice planet and some pretty simple rules holds true, because after that why would they need to hang around? The job is done after that, time to go off and do something more fun on the other side of the universe. Or make a new universe somewhere else. Or take a nap. The idea that gods hang around and watch everything we do and make little notes of all our sins in a big book and observe every sparrow falling, that's just shit the religions made up to scare people. Supreme beings must have better things to do with their time.

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Just makes you shake your head

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hows it go - first they came for the Hispanics but i was not one so i said nothing - then they came for the gays but i am not one so i said nothing again, and then after they came for the rest they came for me - and no one was left to speak up for me -

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What? All of the criminal and ethics investigations aren't enough to convince Tom Fitton that the Republican form of government is already back and operating the way it always has?

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Yeah, and it's not like our aging, white, Republican base needs a lot of young people to pay FICA taxes, so they can keep getting their sweet socialist SocialISM Security and Medicare or anything. Oh, wait, we were going to fix that with more tax cuts for the rich. Well, I don't see how any of this can end badly, at all! Make America Great Again!

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My first clue was when the stock market rallied hard the day after Dump's election. The bank stocks were soaring, because at long last they were going to get to fuck the middle class again. It had been a whole eight years. Thank God we have an administration dedicated to helping bankers get back on their feet.

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