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I thought Jesus Chrysler drove a Dodge.

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But how did Jesus leave Chicago/ Headed to New Orleans?

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And yet she's passed on her genes. Maybe Darwin <i>does</i> have some 'splaining to do.

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My main question is, if God is omnipotent, why the fuck did he have to <i>rest</i> on the seventh day?

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If I'm descended from my grandparents, why do I still have cousins, huh? Check mate, Evolutionists.

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There's the bit where she looks super shocked at some cavewoman titties. That was quite satisfying.

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When he said we should whip it; whip it good?

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Wow. So much stupid and I only made it to the 5 minute mark. As a geologist, this entity horrified me with her ignorance. I bet it would really piss her off if I told her most of those trilobites were right handed. She would ask me how I knew and I would hand her my thesis from '88 and I could laugh and point as she tried to read it.

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amazing how stupid this woman is

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See Christians, this is why college professors can't teach science! You fill kids up to the brim with bull, then they throw a fit like a child when they final go into college, and learn that everything they had learned was a lie.

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Oh, so that's why Dungeons & Dragons is evil. It teaches kids that it was okay to kill God's Wonderful Creature the Hogwarts Dragon (unless you exercise your 2nd Amendment right and shoot it, I guess). Everything makes sense now.

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Don't know where you got your education. Was it homeschooling? I think it was. I think it was.

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Sarcasm mate.

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Dude, just stop. This is a more than a year old thread. Not only does that have nothing to do with original post, it's pretty clear that you only here to troll and try to make yourself feel better about yourself.

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I've had run ins with her name and nuttiness throughout my online years and i can never stomach her bull for more than a few minutes. She's like the perfect storm of retarded.

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