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Incoming Ham's avatar

I thought Jesus Chrysler drove a Dodge.

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

But how did Jesus leave Chicago/ Headed to New Orleans?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And yet she's passed on her genes. Maybe Darwin <i>does</i> have some 'splaining to do.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

My main question is, if God is omnipotent, why the fuck did he have to <i>rest</i> on the seventh day?

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Haribo Lector's avatar

If I'm descended from my grandparents, why do I still have cousins, huh? Check mate, Evolutionists.

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Haribo Lector's avatar

There's the bit where she looks super shocked at some cavewoman titties. That was quite satisfying.

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Haribo Lector's avatar

When he said we should whip it; whip it good?

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Iam Reading's avatar

Wow. So much stupid and I only made it to the 5 minute mark. As a geologist, this entity horrified me with her ignorance. I bet it would really piss her off if I told her most of those trilobites were right handed. She would ask me how I knew and I would hand her my thesis from '88 and I could laugh and point as she tried to read it.

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Freda Rabbit's avatar

amazing how stupid this woman is

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Sailor Azeroth's avatar

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See Christians, this is why college professors can't teach science! You fill kids up to the brim with bull, then they throw a fit like a child when they final go into college, and learn that everything they had learned was a lie.

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crazyjane13's avatar

Oh, so that's why Dungeons & Dragons is evil. It teaches kids that it was okay to kill God's Wonderful Creature the Hogwarts Dragon (unless you exercise your 2nd Amendment right and shoot it, I guess). Everything makes sense now.

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Sailor Azeroth's avatar

Don't know where you got your education. Was it homeschooling? I think it was. I think it was.

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Sailor Azeroth's avatar

Sarcasm mate.

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Sailor Azeroth's avatar

Dude, just stop. This is a more than a year old thread. Not only does that have nothing to do with original post, it's pretty clear that you only here to troll and try to make yourself feel better about yourself.

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Chris Smith's avatar

I've had run ins with her name and nuttiness throughout my online years and i can never stomach her bull for more than a few minutes. She's like the perfect storm of retarded.

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