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jqheywood's avatar

ISWYDT

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PubOption's avatar

She might have found dragons in the zoo, komodo variety.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Which college? Hard Knocks (Brain Damage U)?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I wonder how many future idiot generations she's seeded?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

The correct answer is "PFFT! Yeah right!! DURR!!"

This is how she teaches her children, who shall be very qualified to lead, in the future when Brawndo is <i>What Plants Crave.</i>

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Fartknocker's avatar

The bat shit crazy is strong in this twat. Fuck me, her ramblings were like watching a b-b ball bouncing around in a moving railroad boxcar.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

Seeing your other headline on "House GOP Knows DC Voters Didn’t Mean to Legalize Weed", I'm guessing that the hamsters won't be turning on as frequently as they have been.

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Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Archbishops are definitely primates - they say so.

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malsperanza's avatar

As St. Paul so presciently said: If I hadn't believed it with my own mind, I never would have seen it.

Or, to quote those other prescient philosophers:

♪♪ I do believe it! I do believe it's true! ♪♪

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PsycWench's avatar

<i>Well we know the EPA isn’t doing anything with that money except buying weapons and things like that.</i>

Having done my graduate work at the EPA facility near Raleigh, I can say that you do not want weapons anywhere around those people. The combination of frustration and ego is bad enough without adding anything more explosive.

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Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

"Mommy, look at the howling baboon!"

"Sweetie, how many times has Mommy told you not to make fun of other people?"

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Fartknocker's avatar

She dated Louie Gohmert in college.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Has anyone told about the Lizard People yet?

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

So she was hatched from an Egg? Take THAT, Darwin!

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