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ISWYDT

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She might have found dragons in the zoo, komodo variety.

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Which college? Hard Knocks (Brain Damage U)?

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I wonder how many future idiot generations she's seeded?

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The correct answer is "PFFT! Yeah right!! DURR!!"

This is how she teaches her children, who shall be very qualified to lead, in the future when Brawndo is <i>What Plants Crave.</i>

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The bat shit crazy is strong in this twat. Fuck me, her ramblings were like watching a b-b ball bouncing around in a moving railroad boxcar.

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Seeing your other headline on "House GOP Knows DC Voters Didn’t Mean to Legalize Weed", I'm guessing that the hamsters won't be turning on as frequently as they have been.

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Archbishops are definitely primates - they say so.

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As St. Paul so presciently said: If I hadn't believed it with my own mind, I never would have seen it.

Or, to quote those other prescient philosophers:

♪♪ I do believe it! I do believe it's true! ♪♪

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<i>Well we know the EPA isn’t doing anything with that money except buying weapons and things like that.</i>

Having done my graduate work at the EPA facility near Raleigh, I can say that you do not want weapons anywhere around those people. The combination of frustration and ego is bad enough without adding anything more explosive.

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"Mommy, look at the howling baboon!"

"Sweetie, how many times has Mommy told you not to make fun of other people?"

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She dated Louie Gohmert in college.

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Has anyone told about the Lizard People yet?

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So she was hatched from an Egg? Take THAT, Darwin!

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