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PsycWench's avatar

I bet Cain is a bottom.

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schmannity's avatar

Joe Bananas, RIP

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Fartknocker's avatar

I'll bet the memo on this campaign conondrum is like all of Old Herm's proposed legislation: it's < 3 pages in length and can be read at the dinner table.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Fingers McWriggle.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

I like pizza. I like pizza a lot. but Godfather's pizza is one of the very few that makes me feel like shit after I eat one. Does this mean I'm a racist or just intolerant of shitty ingredients?

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The Quirk's avatar

Be fair, Cain only promised to discriminate against <i>muslins</i>. As long as they're XTIAN homos, they're home free.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or the seMen.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Thank god Cain didn't run a chain of Asian restaurants.

"Did you order the...Korean Beef?"

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Stampy!

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