Buried halfway through this rumor-heavy Politico INSIDE SCOOP about the implosion of Herman Cain's campaign is one particularly fun piece of total hearsay alleging that Cain's Iowa staff is crumbling "after weeks of swirling rumors between Cain’s staff and volunteers in the Hawkeye State accusing each other of affairs, homosexuality and professional misconduct." Yes, why hadn't we thought of that before, it was the homosexuals, ruining everyone's political careers again.
I'll bet the memo on this campaign conondrum is like all of Old Herm's proposed legislation: it's < 3 pages in length and can be read at the dinner table.
I like pizza. I like pizza a lot. but Godfather's pizza is one of the very few that makes me feel like shit after I eat one. Does this mean I'm a racist or just intolerant of shitty ingredients?
I bet Cain is a bottom.
Joe Bananas, RIP
I'll bet the memo on this campaign conondrum is like all of Old Herm's proposed legislation: it's < 3 pages in length and can be read at the dinner table.
Fingers McWriggle.
I like pizza. I like pizza a lot. but Godfather's pizza is one of the very few that makes me feel like shit after I eat one. Does this mean I'm a racist or just intolerant of shitty ingredients?
Be fair, Cain only promised to discriminate against <i>muslins</i>. As long as they&#039;re XTIAN homos, they&#039;re home free.
Or the seMen.
Thank god Cain didn&#039;t run a chain of Asian restaurants.
&quot;Did you order the...Korean Beef?&quot;
Stampy!