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actor212's avatar

Sure, DAVE, if that is even your real gay name.

Actually, it's Gary, which everyone knows is a really gay name which only homes have and that's why the name is nearly extinct. Not enough breeders named Gary.

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As with smoking, homosexual behavior’s ‘second hand’ effects threat public health. …

It's true. I once saw a TV program with two gay guys kissing, and next thing I know I had asthma. Or maybe I was just breathing heavy. No. It was asthma. But it was exciting.

actor212's avatar

With the overpriced decorating and the tastefully arranged flowers? GASP!

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In fairness to Alabama, four of those came about during and immediately after the War of North'n Gresshin.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The rolled up newspaper is to smack teh gheys on the nose to make them stop being ghey

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hate being in a confined space and being forced to breathe in all that ghey

Antonin Dvorak's avatar

But the vast majority of America is comprised of responsible agenda owners.

MasterD's avatar

So, just how deep in the closet is this Gary Glenn guy?

lizzie's avatar

Them thar homosecshulls are everywhere these days...how do we protect the children?

Lex Luthor's avatar

Halfway to Narnia, I expect.

jimstoic's avatar

We had a gay editor at our local paper and he was a right-wing asshole, so there's still hope, AFA!

Querolous's avatar

So is the state of Indiana planning on being bigoted towards the City of Gary?

Geoff Alnutt's avatar

I simply use the handy aerosol spray FRUIT BEGONE! Comes in Pine scent...and new Crisp Linen. One spray lasts all day. I feel confident and secure. Your kids will thank you!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Ask him about the Mole Women!!

Lefty Mark's avatar

Midland, MI is the home of Dow Chemical. And except on days when the wind is blowing in the wrong direction, it's a rather nice little city.