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actor212's avatar

Sure, DAVE, if that is even your real gay name.

Actually, it's Gary, which everyone knows is a really gay name which only homes have and that's why the name is nearly extinct. Not enough breeders named Gary.

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Of Ross, MI?

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As with smoking, homosexual behavior’s ‘second hand’ effects threat public health. …

It's true. I once saw a TV program with two gay guys kissing, and next thing I know I had asthma. Or maybe I was just breathing heavy. No. It was asthma. But it was exciting.

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actor212's avatar

With the overpriced decorating and the tastefully arranged flowers? GASP!

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actor212's avatar

In fairness to Alabama, four of those came about during and immediately after the War of North'n Gresshin.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

The rolled up newspaper is to smack teh gheys on the nose to make them stop being ghey

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I hate being in a confined space and being forced to breathe in all that ghey

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Antonin Dvorak's avatar

But the vast majority of America is comprised of responsible agenda owners.

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MasterD's avatar

So, just how deep in the closet is this Gary Glenn guy?

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lizzie's avatar

Them thar homosecshulls are everywhere these days...how do we protect the children?

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Lex Luthor's avatar

Halfway to Narnia, I expect.

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jimstoic's avatar

We had a gay editor at our local paper and he was a right-wing asshole, so there's still hope, AFA!

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Querolous's avatar

So is the state of Indiana planning on being bigoted towards the City of Gary?

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

I simply use the handy aerosol spray FRUIT BEGONE! Comes in Pine scent...and new Crisp Linen. One spray lasts all day. I feel confident and secure. Your kids will thank you!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Ask him about the Mole Women!!

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Midland, MI is the home of Dow Chemical. And except on days when the wind is blowing in the wrong direction, it's a rather nice little city.

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