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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

That was fucking AWESOME! I am going to upfist every chance I get from now until the end of time.

OT - I'll be a cat nurse this Saturday. My sweetie's kitty thought it would good idea to nap in the engine compartment of a neighbor's truck and when he started the truck the fan blade beat the living shit out of her. It was touch and go there for a bit and she still might be blind, but she's alive.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Very cool.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

This may be the only sticking point in an otherwise awesome relationship (and impending marriage). I am a firm believer in kittehs being kept inside, whereas she's of the indoor/outdoor school. I'm sure we'll work it out.

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Fartknocker's avatar

Katherine Harris?

FYI, check out the rack. <a href="http://derenegade.blogspot...." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://derenegade.blogspot.com/2006/03/at-least-s...">http://derenegade.blogspot....

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MissusBarry's avatar

Don't be so hard on yourself. I haven't been able to come up with jack shit today, myself, so you're still well ahead of me. Fuck work, I'm thinking it's time to head to the bar.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Just out of curiosity...does anyone remember what good news looks like?

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MissusBarry's avatar

Another opportunity to put a glut of Great Dane poo to good use.

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fuflans's avatar

listening to analysis of today's financial crisis: we shouldn't have cut so much spending so fast in a weak economy and we're mimicking what happened in the great depression and wall street (and china) know this and now we're well and truly fucked

funny. i don't remember hearing much of this argument (except nytimes and economist) during the great teatard cattle drive of the last month

seriously does anybody else remember a time in their lives when our political discourse has been this misguided, this pig-headed, this uninformed and this stupid?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Thanks Good Doktor...I get so awash in the bullshit that I do miss the good stuff.

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Rarian Rakista's avatar

Lets get Roman on these Christians.

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MissusBarry's avatar

They've stopped?

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The Quirk's avatar

How about Jimmy Carter getting off his ass?

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MissusBarry's avatar

You're even elitist about your typos.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

The hurly-burly of American full-contact politics is just healthy rivalry that reflects the give-and-take of different opinions and visions for our great country. Your side deviously strips unions of the ability to negotiate for public employees, our side mounts weeks of noisy protests. Our side files to recall your legislators, your side burns down our building. In America, politics is a contact sport! We're just passionate, that's all!

Jah, how I wish I could experience all this in the Sports Fan mode some people can. When I'm moved to feel disgust and rage at the hateful, greedy, bilious ugliness of the conservative warriors, I feel contaminated.

Consider this thought experiment: Do you enjoy the fantasy of watching Andrew Breitbart's urethra and anus Krazy-Glued shut, and his nose clamped shut with Vise Grips? And his mouth Duct Taped shut with a mouthful of santorum inside? And then you get to watch him turn blue and twitch and go limp?

Now don't you feel dirty inside? I resent having my peace ruined like that. You know, with the urethra and everything.

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PsycWench's avatar

"a typo was to blame for the error" is the new "was not intended to be a factual statement".

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Jesus wept.

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