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tomamitai's avatar

Googled that for you:

Ilgattomorte's avatar

"But instead of just rolling their eyes and taking the check, or sending it back with a note that there should be a comma after “town,” Liberty officials ordered Barboza to appear in person"

I don't know Dok, "FUCK YOUR SHITTY TOWN BITCHES" without the comma might have significance. Maybe he was just demanding that the court arrange sexual relations with the poor orphaned women of this poor shitty town.

It's kind of a nice, caring sentiment if you think about it.

Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

But it COULD be. And that's what really counts

Gayer Than Thou's avatar

Evidently, he did not mean "fuck, you're shitty town bitches."

NerdWithNoName's avatar

Isn't "Shitty Town Bitches" an all female punk band?

Wombat's avatar

Just wait until the 13 year old he hired to run his social media gets home from school. It will TOTALLY be ON.

Unless she has cheerleading practice or that bitch Mykynzyy said something insane in fourth period.

NerdWithNoName's avatar

I don't generally take note of the author of each post but, when I got to that line I knew who it was without even scrolling up to look.

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

So, punctuation is more of a free form after thought, primarily used as decoration.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Q: How are traffic tickets just like Wonkette?

A: Comments are "not allowed."

14thAngryDemocrat's avatar

"Yes we fucking can, shitty bitches."

OneYieldRegular's avatar

Eats, shoots and leaves your shitty town.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

That CV is going to need some revising.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

I don't need the Google,s for that, wonkette,s posts occupy their own little space in my brain forever.