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I haven't been keeping up with social media, has anyone explored the theory that Hopey was the one in charge of blending Trump's make up?

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Just a reminder that no one wants Fredo.

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Or the dialogue as well written.

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Well, doesn't every reality show need a reunion special?

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Bill Barr muses aloud: "Do I do the right thing, or the wrong thing?"

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You rock! I especially like "only coldly pretty." Yeah, she would at first turn your head at a gathering, but you'd look for a few seconds and then vow to stay away.

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she creamed his pants while wearing them, how the hell is that done

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HopieHickey published her new White House ID photo. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The Mustang is a V8

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Too many syllables.

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Upvoted for out-catting me. And I had an alpha ( I run things, open doors, etc.) a beta (someone has to start things, open the doors for me, etc.), and a gamma (doors OPEN?! Who knew?).

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Explaining what each one was

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honestly man i love you but that's gross. can we not?

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"Two-shirts Bannon and the wife beaters" is my new gangsta rap band.

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That was my favorite scene in the whole picture.

"All right, I'll send you my bill," says the plastic surgeon as he and his immensely-breasted nurse and golf caddie strut out of the room.

"Go work on your putz/putts," says President Scroob.

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So does this mean Latka's not our mechanic anymore?

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