Hoppy Easter, America!

 Your Wonkette wishes you a Hoppy Easter, a Sexy Sixth day of Passover, a hopey White House egg hunt, a rapey Vatican child hunt, and a Wager-y Basketball day for people who sit around watching other people play sports. That is all! (Oh wait here's another article about the Nazi Pope turningEasterinto another chance to rail against people who don't like their children being raped by priests.)