Pretty squinchy texts, for sure. Still, what you will never get to un-hear starting at 2:25 from John Oliver's show will make those texts seem like the script for the next Disney princess movie. You're welcome. P.S. haha, enjoy your "retirement", you disgusting old shithead. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Yeah! It's probably gonna take a hell of lot more blessings to make Bentley's junk appealing.
Just whose parts are getting blessed in this picture?
He didn't even go hiking the Appalachian Trail!
Breaking news: Bentley to resign in exchange for starring in next season's 'The Bachelor'
Somewhere a Republican weeps tears of bitter regret, for what could have been, if only.
And beating his meat.
"He's SO SEXY" - Mike Pence
Or himself..'cause he has secret man-desires...shhhhh!
My brain definitely typed "love makes people do stupid things" but my fingers didn't. Fixed, thanks!
Believe me, that's barely a requirement, as I prove daily.
See there's a simple explanation, they're all just slightly dyslexic. They're "keeping marriage scared" you see...
Pretty squinchy texts, for sure. Still, what you will never get to un-hear starting at 2:25 from John Oliver's show will make those texts seem like the script for the next Disney princess movie. You're welcome. P.S. haha, enjoy your "retirement", you disgusting old shithead. https://www.youtube.com/wat...
Did Bentley hike with Sanford? 1-666-SEXY GOV only $5.99 per minute.
So he resigned? Where's the update?
Damn, that was so funny!
Lolol
Eeeeewwww! Boring and loathsome!