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Lefty Mark's avatar

Green Bay has the smallest location and market of any NFL team.

Lefty Mark's avatar

As do 31 other NFL teams.

Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

“I had a clear understanding that if I were to plead guilty to everything that there would be a censure. I didn’t want to sign the statement, but I was told that it would be ugly if I didn’t,” she said.

Damn. It's like they didn't even take into consideration that she's white.

Ranina's avatar

LOL...I was recalling that little incident as well...same mind-set, same stupidity led to her fall from grace.

Mintie's avatar

To paraphrase McBroom: "don't let the door hit you where the Lord split you."

Part of me is a little sad we didn't get a few more weeks of drama out of this, but the rest of me is content that more tax dollars aren't being wasted.

Mintie's avatar

Nah, they're not buggy enough.

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Character preparation would require spending more time staring at himself in the mirror while jerking off than even Buscemi is willing to commit to.

Wendel's avatar

I'm thinking more ancient Greek comedy.

Subliberal's avatar

"Something something tongue-punch your fartbox"

I don't understand all the words, but if I could hook up with a babe like on that cover, I would die a happy man.

Kay Jay Day's avatar

Booooooooo! This was SO entertaining. Oh well it started to suck anyway when Todd got some competent lawyer and started releasing boring ordinary statements.

Also,,spot on with the Coen Brothers idea. They should make the movie!

Wendel's avatar

The Postman Always "Never" Rings Twice.

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Senator Vitter and the madame?

Wendel's avatar

My attempt to rid myself of a toe fungus?

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"Isn't that a bit premature, my dear?"