Oh, no, Ms. Gamrat, you couldn't quietly fade away. You had to keep us searching for more pulp novel covers, didn't you? For your "gluttons for punishment" files, we present the latest dispatch concerning former Michigan state Rep. Cindy Gamrat, who was
I was tee-heeing through all of this until I reached the last sentence. Now everyone in the restaurant is looking at me to see why I'm laughing so hard I can't type.
Sindy, god here, in answer to your prayers, please don't run, you have sinned, you getting kicked out of that waste of a job along with Tawd was my idea.
That's gotta be it; a lonely, snarky, lefty dude copping a feel and egging her on towards future hilarious public debasement using the most cornball family-values bullshit jargon imaginable.
OK, own up. Which of you Michigan Wonketteers was it?
Especially since she's not going to let a silly little thing like "a marriage" stop her from giving it away. If she always mentioned a hatred of alimony payments as campaign promise, she could even win the "new wife" candidacy.
Well I don't know about the voters of her district, but we certainly need her! Ms. Bachmann has not been putting out nearly enough crazy lately! What? We're supposed to depend solely on the Donald and the Palins for material to snark at? I don't think so!
What an email he'd have to write after that!
I was tee-heeing through all of this until I reached the last sentence. Now everyone in the restaurant is looking at me to see why I'm laughing so hard I can't type.
Hooray! More pulp novel covers!
"Exchanging documents", of course!
I thought his problems started when he got up in the morning.
thought God still had a plan for me,
If you're thinking his "plan" is to heap more embarrassment on your dumb ass, you may be on to something there.
Great, and if elected, he and Cindy can have more monkey sex.
THIS.
Sindy, god here, in answer to your prayers, please don't run, you have sinned, you getting kicked out of that waste of a job along with Tawd was my idea.
So, political zombie hypocritical Christo fascist with extreme narcissistic tendencies. If reelected, the problem is the electorate
Or copping a feel.
That's gotta be it; a lonely, snarky, lefty dude copping a feel and egging her on towards future hilarious public debasement using the most cornball family-values bullshit jargon imaginable.
OK, own up. Which of you Michigan Wonketteers was it?
Part this couple's kinky lovemaking fetish must be alternating which one of them gets to be "the crazy one" for the week.
Foregone conclusion, really. Scott DesJarlais was re-elected to Congress. For rightwing voters, crazy sinnin' hypocrites are like catnip to cats.
Especially since she's not going to let a silly little thing like "a marriage" stop her from giving it away. If she always mentioned a hatred of alimony payments as campaign promise, she could even win the "new wife" candidacy.
G.A.M.R.A.T. is clearly an acronym for Grab All My Raunchy Ass Today!
Well I don't know about the voters of her district, but we certainly need her! Ms. Bachmann has not been putting out nearly enough crazy lately! What? We're supposed to depend solely on the Donald and the Palins for material to snark at? I don't think so!