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Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

Notes from the sideboobbar...

Squirrel Takes Matters into His Own Paws When Snake Goes for Kids

In the story? No kids. mysanantoniodotcom? No kids. abcnewsdotcom? No kids. cbsnewsdotcom? No kids.

Hey, Fark? Go fark yourself. And try to guess if I'll click one of your links again. Go ahead, guess.

I disabled Adblock for this shit? The things I do for my Wonkette...

Spotts1701, Taking Bible Guns's avatar

I guess our rare humor isn't well done.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Well, yeah, I mean you wouldn't really marry a cow but boys will be boys and what Republican politician hasn't had a little cow on the side?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Note that the cow-fondler would never have been exposed without the undercover taping. It would have been his word against the cow's moo. It surprises me that they would even attempt to defend this dumb law, given the circumstances.

Now, all we have to do is convince SCOTUS to agree.

r m reddicks's avatar

I hope fark is helping set up a college fund for the babby and gives them money. It's beyond my comprehension, this fark. What the fark is this?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I was getting a bunch of notices that my security software was blocking ib.Adnx dot com intrusions, though that now seems to have stopped. (I am on full-bore paranoia alert at all times.)

Meanie-meanie, tickle a person's avatar

And mos def a terry Gilliam afficianado...

r m reddicks's avatar

So that's what they mean by a side of beef!

willi0000000's avatar

you're just mad that your parents got you addicted to food at a very young age . . . if they hadn't fed you then, you wouldn't be complaining today!

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Also, too, "A Chicken in Every Cot."

r m reddicks's avatar

Udderly indefensible, he horned in.

Metadude's avatar

Now maybe some grumpy activists can take on that ridiculous Wyoming law that prevents people from taking photos of cow shit in rivers.

Who wants to take pictures of cow shit on vacation?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

This cud be a cause of action.

doktorzoom's avatar

AnOuthouse is a longtime commenter.

riledupone's avatar

Bread is a gateway drug.