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sarafina's avatar

Yeah, still kinda creepy.

Carpeperdiem's avatar

He knows more about viruses than anyone.

mailman27's avatar

And, back in ye olden tymes, when ships were fulla rats, the not-so- little guys were actually the first ones overboard. Another applicable metaphor.

mailman27's avatar

When I was a letter carrier, I knew a guy who would read the articles in the left and center front page columns of the WSJ. It was always really informative, well written, and often (very drily) funny also, too. He also assured me that he re-folded the paper, and left it in pristine condition. I never ate while reading, especially since I was ever a fan of chili dogs w/must. & onion. I mean "he" liked chili dogs, of course.

Slamtundra's avatar

Hey, those are some big numbers!

H-Bob's avatar

The nifty new HHS system, built under a $10 million no-bid contract by health IT company TeleTracking Technologies Inc., would be much more nimble and powerful! That activates my hilarity unit!

H-Bob's avatar

But it isn't Trump, so something's wrong!

H-Bob's avatar

Plus Strom Thurmond gave him experience debating senile racists!

H-Bob's avatar

Joe should just insinuate Trump cheats at golf and wins his tournaments by taking mulligans. Trump will be so offended, he won't talk about anything else.

H-Bob's avatar

He served in the Senate with Quayle.

Oblio's Cap's avatar

Our state's historical data changes from day to day, as the administration quietly drops cases into the memory hole.

Can you guess which state I'm in?

hillarysleftone's avatar

her husband got 2 1/2 times her sentence, though, I thought.