Hot Alaska Guv Actually Just a Snow Dwarf
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Turns out basketball-playing beauty queen Sarah Palin is not America's Hottest Governor , because she's actually an ice hobbit of some kind, as proven by this Official Government Photograph.
Fairbanks Ice Carving [Governor Sarah Palin]