Yesterday we learned all about how young Willard "Mitt" Romney used to terrorize gay people with scissors during his time at the Cranbrook Boarding School For Youths Of A Certain Gentility. And then our own Kirsten Boyd Johnson was like, "Oh yeah I went to Cranbrook." Jesus Kirsten, ABOUT TIME YOU SAID THAT much? Anyway, here is our revealing (-ish) interview with her about crashed Porsches and stuff.
Holy shit. Despite having lived right through the '70s, I somehow missed this. It's like a Vegas act, objectively stupid, but still kind of entrancing.
No wonder Kristin and Jim can afford to work at Teh Wonketts! They're secretly The Elites! Good thing Ken isn't here anymore, or he'd burn their houses down and introduce them to Madame Guillotine.
Are any of the Wonkette staff or interns members of the Royal family?
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And I suspected Rebecca more as one of those French resistance heroines rather than a blue blood.
...but would buy one if it came with a disable switch and a Twitter feed.
So Cranbrook is a sous school?
Holy shit. Despite having lived right through the &#039;70s, I somehow missed this. It&#039;s like a Vegas act, objectively stupid, but still kind of entrancing.
Thank Dog for Dire Straits.
Thank you for that. Memory fails, sometimes.
Good plan. Gurkhas not being renowned for their sense of humor.
This interview was well written and informative, but I feel could have greatly benefited from pictures of Kristen in her prep school uniform.
No wonder Kristin and Jim can afford to work at Teh Wonketts! They&#039;re secretly The Elites! Good thing Ken isn&#039;t here anymore, or he&#039;d burn their houses down and introduce them to Madame Guillotine.
+100
Long as it wasn&#039;t a PLEDGE PIN!
James Carville?
The right wing nutz are spinning this assult as a &quot;prank.&quot;
I&#039;m guessing they think Florida A&amp;M Drum Corps hazing is a prank, also.