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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They link to the trailer. Two thumbs and 8 more fingers down! Crappy but with no potential as a guilty pleasure. Not so much a movie as a fungus.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

Unless she's a Republican hooker... "sure, I lose money on every transaction, but I make up for it in volume."

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BackDoorMan's avatar

When you drive a Fiori, the airbags are always deployed.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... and sometimes breathing is optional.

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BackDoorMan's avatar

... they are The Unknown Commenters - if comments were allowed.

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

Cliven doesn't seem to know a lot about life on Earth. He may be an alien escapee from Area 51. You know how obsessed they are with cows. Coincidence? I think not.

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SterWonk's avatar

I thought it might be that, but they have names, which I assume means they have Disqus accounts, which means they have avatars (or at least the stock faceless avatar that I have, for example).

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Jared James's avatar

This whole Department of the Interior thing was more of a suggestion than a necessity, right? I'm sure the 114th Congress agrees, as much as they can agree on anything.

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gedjcj's avatar

It would be nice. Can I have a pony too?

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BackDoorMan's avatar

Maybe it's the embarrassment of being associated with a vile little snark mob? Not that I've ever found that to be a plausible excuse... but that's just me.

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bobbert's avatar

You guys are still ahead of us in linguistic humor.

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bobbert's avatar

They're assholes. How you doin'?

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bobbert's avatar

I knew somebody would beat me to this (I'm late in the day here).This bill is not only unconstitutional in the Federal sense, it violates the fucking NEVADA constitution and terms of statehood. The fact that this bill hasn't engendered hilarity in the Nevada legislature is support for the notion that democracy is a losing proposition.

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bobbert's avatar

I don't think a Waco-style shootout would have been a great idea. We don't necessarily want to emulate the worst assholes in marginally similar situations. The Fed's (that would be us, the taxpayers) beef with Cliven is a matter of dollars. That isn't worth risking lives.

Being an asshole is not sufficient grounds for military action.

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bobbert's avatar

Yes.

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DahBoner's avatar

I think even Snoopy in his Sopwith Camel could take out these two bit terrorists...

http://i279.photobucket.com...

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