Never mind that a dumbfuck wingtard itchy for action would inevitably blow away some poor schmuck in a turban (the equivalent of Trayvon Martin's hoodie).
Gun nutz are like creationists: they start with the conclusion they want, then rationalize/fantasize their way to that goal. Guns in schools, guns in church, guns in the hospital, motherfucking guns on motherfucking planes ... these dumbfucks can find a reason to hand out guns to the inmates of the local penitentiary.
Probably because you don't act like an asshole when you deal with them. That seems to be the common characteristic of the cretins who do have a problem with TSA.
That's the secret to staying secret: you bump off only insignificant targets, so as not to raise suspicions. Of course, you accomplish nothing, but it's more important to remain secret, see?
WTF is right! How come Kos gets to be "influential", while Wonkette is "gossipy"? We're doin' it all wrong, people!
Wow. The idea of "coming to take away their guns" is starting to sound pretty damned reasonable.
Someone needs to come up with a reliable measure of "grip on reality". If you flunk the test as badly as these loons would, you don't get to buy a gun.
That would certainly make for an interesting White House petition.
"Dear President Obama: We the undersigned hereby petition that your Sekret Death Squads take out _________ at the earliest opportunity."
In Soviet Russia, guns control you!
Never mind that a dumbfuck wingtard itchy for action would inevitably blow away some poor schmuck in a turban (the equivalent of Trayvon Martin's hoodie).
Gun nutz are like creationists: they start with the conclusion they want, then rationalize/fantasize their way to that goal. Guns in schools, guns in church, guns in the hospital, motherfucking guns on motherfucking planes ... these dumbfucks can find a reason to hand out guns to the inmates of the local penitentiary.
Probably because you don't act like an asshole when you deal with them. That seems to be the common characteristic of the cretins who do have a problem with TSA.
That's the secret to staying secret: you bump off only insignificant targets, so as not to raise suspicions. Of course, you accomplish nothing, but it's more important to remain secret, see?
If they're using a 128k intermodem, it's gonna be a while before they get back to you.
Why armed? You ever see the size of those bags of Skittles they sell in movie theaters?
WTF is right! How come Kos gets to be "influential", while Wonkette is "gossipy"? We're doin' it all wrong, people!
It takes a Village ... one with far more than its share of idiots.
Wow. The idea of "coming to take away their guns" is starting to sound pretty damned reasonable.
Someone needs to come up with a reliable measure of "grip on reality". If you flunk the test as badly as these loons would, you don't get to buy a gun.
The bunker "apparently had running water, heat and cable television but no toilet."
That's some serious lack of planning, there.
Reason No. 769 for not watching CNN. Like I needed another.
That would certainly make for an interesting White House petition.
"Dear President Obama: We the undersigned hereby petition that your Sekret Death Squads take out _________ at the earliest opportunity."
Now comes the hard part: who gets first dibs?
The pre-historic Africans would doubt it too, if they got a look at these imbeciles.
You spent 30 minutes sitting next to a bag that by your own admission might be a bomb, and the TSA drones are the "lackwits"?
Yoyos were originally weapons, so sure seems legit.
Buddy Holly, Ritchie Valens and The Big Bopper, 54 years and 2 days ago. I would have worn Chantilly lace, but people would laugh.