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"It was on fire when I lay down on it." [sic]

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Welcome back snipy, You have been missed. Please stay with us because i'm terrified of all these refugees who arrived here yest. Please tell us all that everything will be alright. (sucks blanky under the bed).

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I would say the future is balancing risk and reward. Just be aware. :)

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um...perhaps this is a case of finders, keepers, in action. are you SHURE it's yours? i've always wanted one of those...https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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yeah. includes waterboarding kit.

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You rich bastard. We were so poor that, every christmas, we used to pray that we could be bombed back to the stone age.

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I don't know where this came from but i recognise crap when I see it. And this is CRAP.

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enough people drive off the road or crash on straightaways to indicate that 1D is too much for some of us to handle.

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Back when I were nobbut a lad (of 9 or 10) I got a Jetex rocket motor Which I proceeded to attach to a small Airfix model aircraft (a Sopwith Camel IIRC). It didn't fly but did make a spectacular pool of molten flaming plastic on the path outside my window.

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Knitting needle and a potato were my favourite toys when I was about 3 or four. I had bought toys but those were my bestest.

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at the very least Lawn Darts (with explosive warheads of course)!

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Jetex was meant as a low-thrust propulsion source for hand-launched gliders. You had the right idea but the wrong vehicle.

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What about "best friend" Midge?

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the story of My First Router

it was a gift from my son-in-law and has an antenna . . . but, as he explained it, "the WIFI doesn't work" . . . i took it home and tested it . . . the WIFI doesn't work . . . but i disabled it anyway in the menu when i changed the password and did a few other things to help the security.

[ it's still my only router and will probably always be my only router ]

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The Sin gal corps sounds like a fun unit

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I don't think you can blame McArthur censorship for the tentaclesBoth images NOT SAFE FOR WORKHokusai - Dream of the Fisherman's Wife 1814 and his classic Shunga The Adonis Plant 1815

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