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Our ditzy sister tracks down MSNBC's latest plea for help: Tucker Carlson's 877 number (877-TCARLSON). It's a step in the right direction, though we imagine the net would save money by just calling each viewer individually. Quips Gawk, "we’re holding out for the Anderson Cooper chat line." Funny thing about that: So's Tucker.