Patrick Cannon, the hotty (former, disgraced) mayor of Charlotte, North Carolina, pleads guilty today to the crime of loving too much, and also the crime of "bribery or whatever," and also having some sort of fake feminine hygiene product that he wanted real money for? And something about a nightclub?
Shouldn&#039;t that be &quot;were&quot;? <i>If he was a Democrat, Wonkette were not saying anything!</i>
Well sure, but, really, no way he is ready for the big time.
Well there is that whole &quot;Mecklenberg&quot; thing which sounds like something from the Holy Roman Empire and is probably just made up.
Just because you don&#039;t blame Obama doesn&#039;t mean Obama is not to blame.
Does anyone *else* see a picture of Prince Charles...?
Back home they call him Jim?
No, just a well-used tampon.
Is HRH Charles outfitted to play in the Camilla Ragtime Band?
He&#039;s a Rowdy Roddy Piper.
So,.... is HRH pointing at his, um, scepter in that picture?
Well, that explains it. I was drunk that year.
He should have tried to have the area declared a historic preservation district.
(They actually tried that with the old Times Square, before corporate interests turned it into a theme park for tourists.)