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Send the bill for the farce to Darrell Fucking Issa.

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Heeeeeey. You know how this works!

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And getting large kickbacks for road construction projects, which completely incidentally benefited his private business.

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Benghazi was a false flag for running guns to ISIS in Syria. Everyone who knows a chemtrail from a contrail has figured that out by now.

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BENGHAZIGHAZI!!!!

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Well, this ought to quiet all the RWNJ naysayers, just like that FIFA inquiry did that showed that Qatar and Russia didn't bribe their way into hosting future World Cups.

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The main CIA base in North Africa was in Libya, eh? I'd assume that this was one more bit of wingnut goofiness, except we're talkling about the genius spy agency who put their Top Sekrit HQ in the World Trade Center.

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#BANG HAZY!!!!!

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He was wary of urgins' with booby-trapped virgins

Better? (although I do like Cousinitt's version."

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Had it even cost trillions, it would have still been worth it to expose this tyrant for what he is. B3ngh4zzii1i1ii1i1i1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Issa travesty.

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Ok...I was almost distracted by the Female Athletes With Better Butts Than Kim Kardashian, but (heh) I am able to postpone gratification for now. Witty comment in 3...2...1...

I went to Benghazi, but it was closed.

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House Intelligence Committee makes mildly intelligent statement on seventh try. Oh damn, this means that the GOP's Oxymoron Record is no longer perfect, despite the best efforts of Reps. Peter King (R-Bellvue) and Michele Bachmann (R-Bedlam) to maintain Contraryworld intact.

I have great hopes that the 114th Congress will fix that, though.

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Nah, Ebola was cured on the 2nd Wednesday in November.

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"Rich" being the operative word. See also: Koch.

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That was Seal Team K8.

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