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In his case I think it's definately "Hans Off."

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Moral relativism:

Some people are bad (Girl Scout leaders, lesbians, pro-abortion atheists, public school staff and students). They treat others who are different with respect and acceptance.

Some people are good, and therefore treat the bad people with contempt and hostility.

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You should write porn... or blog.

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“Perhaps it will be time to look for our cookies elsewhere.” I think this means that the last child he molested was able to identify him in a line up.

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"One might wonder why the Girl Scouts have been spared the painful attacks that have been launched upon the Boy Scouts by the Left in recent years. " Girl Scouts know to bring lube?

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or custard tarts. yowzha!

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This totally explains why there were no lesbians before Girl Scouts were founded in 1912 (1917 for African-American girls). Same story for no gays before the Catholic Church was founded in 1 A.D.

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I think it's time these wingnuts established their own United States of Jesus and leave the rest of us in the old, humanistic United States of America.

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"Intellectual Conservative" sounds like a volume from The Library of the World's Thinnest Books.

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