Buenos dias, Wonketeers. After weeks of pointless grandstanding by modern-day Dr. Suess El Senor Canadiano Ted Cruz, aren’t we all ready for Congress to, you know, do something positive rather than just tank fourth quarter economic output? Hey, how about that comprehensive immigration reform that the Senate was all positive about. Could be a good idea, what with midterm elections and the grand GOP plan to do more outreach to people who are not white male bible-humpers. Perhaps Tea Party hero and perpetually unquenched
"We admit we are ineffective, obstructionist assholes, so sorry, we won't be doing the job we were elected to do" is the most pathetic excuse for sitting on one's ass and collecting a taxpayer funded paycheck EVER. Fucking lazy welfare queens.
Fartknockers!
Rinse Preius has sure been quiet throughout this legislative session.
BENGHAZI!1!!!1111!!!!!
"You can't Gerrymander Senate seats..."
What? Sure you can! <a href="http://wonkette.com/527506/..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://wonkette.com/527506/sure-might-as-well-giv...">http://wonkette.com/527506/...
&quot;...introduce him to marriageable chicas (some of who are muy caliente)&quot;
Algunos son extremadamente caliente! ...
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Sorry about that. Now what were we talking about again?
&quot;We admit we are ineffective, obstructionist assholes, so sorry, we won&#039;t be doing the job we were elected to do&quot; is the most pathetic excuse for sitting on one&#039;s ass and collecting a taxpayer funded paycheck EVER. Fucking lazy welfare queens.