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bobbert's avatar

And "Cheese-like substance" is too long for labels.

bobbert's avatar

No, many of the ag subsidies are to NOT grow food, so consistency (sort of)?

Fartknocker's avatar

See all of the goodness you receive by meeting the Editorix in Austin? She is good karma.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Rocks, Cocktail glass or a 5 gallon plastic bucket?

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

Well, at least "cheese" has a definition in France. Well in Murika it does too, which is "anything gooey and orange, preferably with an aerosol delivery system"

𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

You forgot greed -- the Gordon Gekkos of the world know where to shop, and GOP-Mart is where the bargains are.

Comrade Wingtardd's avatar

What blog are all these comments on? I used to comment a lot before Wonkette took away comments, which was so long ago I don't even remember when it was.

Shypixel's avatar

Lucky for them that there is no such thing as the Senate or the Executive Branch.

Otherwise all this ultra-conservative legislative fap-material would be a total waste of taxpayer money...

Shypixel's avatar

Some of us are rich.

Not me, but some of us.

SullivanSt's avatar

The cheese that is sorta cheese but not legally "cheese"? Who'd ever have thought that might not be the best?

SullivanSt's avatar

Also works for oil companies.

Shypixel's avatar

while(this is a great idea){ +1 }

(infinite upvotes for the programming impaired...)

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The Peanut Butter that they give out with Ag Commodities is to die for, though.

I used to find out when they were handing out Commodities at the Salvation Army, and go down and offer to buy people's PB.

Best Peanut Butter I have ever had, hands down, and I am something of an aficionado.

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SHHHHHH! You only get subsidies if you are NOT growing said product...