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Tastily?

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And "Cheese-like substance" is too long for labels.

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...essentially.

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No, many of the ag subsidies are to NOT grow food, so consistency (sort of)?

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See all of the goodness you receive by meeting the Editorix in Austin? She is good karma.

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Rocks, Cocktail glass or a 5 gallon plastic bucket?

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Well, at least "cheese" has a definition in France. Well in Murika it does too, which is "anything gooey and orange, preferably with an aerosol delivery system"

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You forgot greed -- the Gordon Gekkos of the world know where to shop, and GOP-Mart is where the bargains are.

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What blog are all these comments on? I used to comment a lot before Wonkette took away comments, which was so long ago I don't even remember when it was.

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Lucky for them that there is no such thing as the Senate or the Executive Branch.

Otherwise all this ultra-conservative legislative fap-material would be a total waste of taxpayer money...

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Some of us are rich.

Not me, but some of us.

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The cheese that is sorta cheese but not legally "cheese"? Who'd ever have thought that might not be the best?

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Also works for oil companies.

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while(this is a great idea){ +1 }

(infinite upvotes for the programming impaired...)

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The Peanut Butter that they give out with Ag Commodities is to die for, though.

I used to find out when they were handing out Commodities at the Salvation Army, and go down and offer to buy people's PB.

Best Peanut Butter I have ever had, hands down, and I am something of an aficionado.

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SHHHHHH! You only get subsidies if you are NOT growing said product...

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