Just to add that perfect little soupçon of WTF to the end of the Dumbest Government Shutdown In History, the House vote to reopen the government and extend the debt ceiling was interrupted by the House stenographer completely losing her shit: “He [God] will not be mocked,” the stenographer, apparently named Molly, yelled into the microphone as she was dragged off by security. “The greatest deception here is that this is not one nation under God. It never was. It would not have been. The Constitution would not have been written by Freemasons. They go against God. You cannot serve two masters. Praise be to God. Praise be to Jesus.”
They are slowly breaking out of their pods.
Did you ever read the Woody Allen short story about two men playing chess by mail and one of them starts to cheat?
Hilarious!
Apparently Molly never looked at the back of the one dollar bill.
Today we are all deranged temporary Federal government workers.
Beck is rushing to book her as a guest as soon as she is released from the mental health ward.
Louis Gohmert is a tranny!
Further, this all-powerful God always obeys the laws physics and probability. Probably puts on his/her underwear one leg at a time too.
Shhhh!
Notice how long it took anyone to notice something was wrong? More than the crazy rant, it was her sincerity that gave her away.
Calling Bobby Jindal!
<i>...the stenographer, apparently named Molly...</i>
*Named* Molly?
Are you sure the stenographer wasn&#039;t *using* Molly?
She&#039;s wrong, of course. Mocking God is what this Congress has been best at.
&quot;Heeeere&#039;s Molly!&quot;
OT, but this pic is the icing on the today cake. <a href="http://i1115.photobucket.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://i1115.photobucket.com/albums/k551/denniver...">http://i1115.photobucket.co...
Too many crazy religious people. That&#039;s the reason we can&#039;t have nice things.
...and her incoherent rambling about Jesus is different from the house Teahadist how?!?!