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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I'm starting to have hope that the American public are so sick of the GOP's bullshit that an unvoted on impeachment inquiry would be a death knell for their majority for a long time to come.

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scubaix's avatar

McCarthy, Boehner, Hastert. Gingrich...DeeLay. Does the GOP have like a 3-D printer they load up with sleaze and bologna and print these fuckers out?

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Teddy Barnes's avatar

You left out Ryan.......that's how nondescript that failure was......also one of the 'young guns' Cantor, Ryan, McCarthy.......weak dick losers all......

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scubaix's avatar

Oh...See no, I was just listing the GOP Speakers printed from luncheon meat. Cantor and Ryan go in Failures Who Slither list.

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Permanently Confused@68's avatar

I always hated balogna. "Baloney" as well.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

They clearly have their priorities straight, and it is impeaching Joe Biden. What, that makes them seem cynical and hypocritical? Well yeah, what of it? It's true after all.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Stephen. If I were a betting woman, I'd start a pool on how quickly Qevin McQ, the Squeaker of the Louse, loses the gavel.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I stand by my prediction that republicans will try to impeach Biden at least three times just so they can say Biden was impeached more times than Trump.

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Stephen St John's avatar

Wouldn't surprise me in the least. Rethugs just suck. It's that simple.

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avidlurker's avatar

Evidence, schmevidence. That's not how this works. Simple three-step process.

1. You go on Fox News and say "Kevin McCarthy spends his weekends holding up 7-11s".

2. Then you go on the floor of the House and say "we don't know if Kevin McCarthy holds up 7-11s, but there are accusations to that effect so we must begin impeachment proceedings immediately."

3. Then you go out for happy hour, then you come back and vote to Impeach.

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Malcolm J McKinney's avatar

Evidence? We don't need no stinking evidence!

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

its a real clown circus ... with the shittiest clowns you can imagine - the kind of clown that stalks a small town as part of some sort of prank advertising campaign and gets fed his/her oversized shoes by the local teens on a regular basis then whines about it

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Bombay Troubadour's avatar

All media should be gently reminding their audiences once in a while, that these tweets from TFG are not normal. Maybe more like screaming it.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

Trump "won" two impeachments like he "won" his first two marriages--tabloid-style fiasco revelations of his craven lack of core humanity.

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Zap's avatar

His dad would be proud because he's not a big loser. snerk.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Would that be the same dad who shipped his ass off to military school?

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Zap's avatar

Why yes.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

Ordinarily, I would consider it overkill if someone says a politician is nauseating. But McCarthy's performances come pretty close to that kind of effect in me. He's just so damned dumb, so vilely ambitious without the slightest merit to justify such ambition, that looking at him is like staring into an abyss. Sickening.

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Maybe's avatar

I think the only thing that puzzles me about this is what took them so long. I'm surprised they didn't impeach Biden the day after he won the election. Of course, they were still focused on stealing the election then.

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Maybe's avatar

By "those annoying noise maker things," I assume you mean House Republicans.

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Zap's avatar

ha!

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Dick Fritter's avatar

Xitter = Shitter...

You're welcome world...

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Shorterten's avatar

I'm pronouncing it Zitter myself, but yours is sooo apropos.

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TakingAmes's avatar

I mean, if they really want to make sure the impending government shutdown blame falls squarely on the GOP, I don’t know what they’d be doing differently.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Kevin couldn't even rustle a couple of dead steers. Loser.

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