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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Assuming that Ryan knows his ass from a hole in the ground is the first wrong assumption.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

This is what you get from a guy whose only job before he got into politics was ski bum. A job his Mommy got for him.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

For "leading," or "thinkers" ?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

False-slag ?

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Well, then the constituent-patriots would have to face their own culpability instead of blaming only those diabolical anti-bipartisan Dems.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Weinermobile LIBEL!!1!

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Ryan still hasn't learned how to do math. Douche.

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Ayny one else know the answer?

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

...who formed his political views from reading some cut-rate novelist.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

OHJB was right. The only possible response to Paul Ryan is "This fuckin' guy."

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Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Also, the Ryan budget would open National Parks in the GOP parallel universe to unicorn safari hunting and strip mining Mt Rushmore for whore diamonds.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

The idea, apparently, is to make enlisting the only alternative to starving (or freezing to death in the train yard). Unless you're born into the 1%, which apparently is going to be the only way you own any of the nation's wealth.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

Yeah, but at least half of the pissed-off and shat-upon will still vote for whichever candidate claims to be on God's side.

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