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The Breadbag Effect. It ain't no Greenhouse!

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<i>Comemierda hijo de puta.</i>

Con mucho gusto.

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The Mexican-talker was from South Africa and <i>signed</i> the response?

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Paging J.O'Ke... paging J.O'Ke....

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(America, briefly looking up from their phones) -- "Speech? What speech?"

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Hey, the Speaker happens to be an extraordinarily passionate fan of the <a href="http:\/\/s1.totalprosports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/12-cleveland-browns-fan-orange-lycra-bodysuit-crotch-zipper-creepy-nfl-fans.jpg" target="_blank"><b>Cleveland Browns!</b></a>

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But according to an email that was forwarded to me, SCOTUS is about to rule that they can legally marry each other.

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Polla pequeña.

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No. They're doing the usual R thing - just say the opposite of whatever the truth is. WHen you say it enough, it becomes the truth.

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"THIS is why we won't work with him at all! We were totally going to, until this happened!"

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You mean the guy Carrot Top is looking to sue because he is diluting his trademark?

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Joseph Ratzinger?

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It's the updated-for-GOP <i>Gift Of The Magi</i> story:

"Merry Christmas, dear! I sold my one pair of shoes so I could get you bread bags for your feet."

"Oh no! I sold my feet, so I could get YOU breadbags for your one pair of shoes!"

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However, the chicken is overjoyed.

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There was a <i>different</i> Spanish-version of Joni Ernst's answer, which mentioned immigration <i>and</i> working with Obama on immigration (!), when hers did nothing of the sort, they will now blame the missing Obama footage on the Mexican-talker guy, who was obviously a Dreamer-RINO-ill eagle deportable doing a false-flag operation to make them look bad.

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