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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The Breadbag Effect. It ain't no Greenhouse!

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<i>Comemierda hijo de puta.</i>

Con mucho gusto.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The Mexican-talker was from South Africa and <i>signed</i> the response?

Lefty Mark's avatar

Paging J.O'Ke... paging J.O'Ke....

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(America, briefly looking up from their phones) -- "Speech? What speech?"

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Hey, the Speaker happens to be an extraordinarily passionate fan of the <a href="http:\/\/s1.totalprosports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/12-cleveland-browns-fan-orange-lycra-bodysuit-crotch-zipper-creepy-nfl-fans.jpg" target="_blank"><b>Cleveland Browns!</b></a>

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But according to an email that was forwarded to me, SCOTUS is about to rule that they can legally marry each other.

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Polla pequeña.

Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

No. They're doing the usual R thing - just say the opposite of whatever the truth is. WHen you say it enough, it becomes the truth.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"THIS is why we won't work with him at all! We were totally going to, until this happened!"

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You mean the guy Carrot Top is looking to sue because he is diluting his trademark?

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It's the updated-for-GOP <i>Gift Of The Magi</i> story:

"Merry Christmas, dear! I sold my one pair of shoes so I could get you bread bags for your feet."

"Oh no! I sold my feet, so I could get YOU breadbags for your one pair of shoes!"

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

However, the chicken is overjoyed.

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There was a <i>different</i> Spanish-version of Joni Ernst's answer, which mentioned immigration <i>and</i> working with Obama on immigration (!), when hers did nothing of the sort, they will now blame the missing Obama footage on the Mexican-talker guy, who was obviously a Dreamer-RINO-ill eagle deportable doing a false-flag operation to make them look bad.