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Well, they still have Gowdy's "Special" Committee on Keeping Benghazi In The News Until The Election. So maybe they just thought the old one was stale or something.

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“It’s a serious threat to our system of government, and frankly we have limited options and limited ability to deal with it directly.”

Your limited options are precisely due to our system of government, you fucking moron.

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those are not bony anything on those angry white people.

however,they have shit the bed.

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My modest plan: They hold their breath until they turn blue state.

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...the irony of this whole dumpster fire of a congress is, I actually think the Tea-Hadist are more of a pain in the ass to Boner than they are to Obama

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"Well, we can't do anything meaningful, so let's have a tantrum." - All Republicans, all the time

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John Boehner is in charge of the House? Did he clear this with Ted Cruz?

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Boehner also announced that when the President visits Congress, they will only serve him store-brand crackers and Shasta soda. That'll show him but good.

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Why, bless your heart. You watched Mr Smith goes to Washington over the holiday, didn't you?

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If only the Republicans had a Real Leader, not some whiny symbolism collector. Hmmm ... mebbe someone like the Rev. Jim Jones? Who doesn't like KoolAid?

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I'll make them a deal: If they create a Select Committee on How Bankers Fuck Us All and have the AG assign a few hundred lawyers and investigators at the banking industry so we jail a few dozen of them, I will share with them my herd of Pink Ponies that shit Krugerrands.

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or at least call them as witnesses

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get a blow job

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It used to be the 3 branches of government were the executive, legislative and judicial. Now it’s the tyrannical, nonfunctional and the forefather’s butthole.

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If he really believed that, he would call for impeachment. But he's a liar or a wimp.

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That is an insult to buttholes.

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