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Well, looky that... a weakness that Oprah and I share.

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Sounds like the same stuff she'd take home. Go figure...

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The republicans spared no expense nor witnesses when investigating Hillary and found nothing...Now take the same republicans investigating trump..They did not spend the same amount of money nor go all out with known witnesses to be interviewed nor fact finding missions to come to the same conclusion..Nothing here folks no collusion...NO collusion...Nothing NADA trust us on this NO C O L L U S I O N....This was the conclusion before they even started the investigation.

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Oh yes, that's the good shit right there. CARRY ON, BEAMER!

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This is what happens when you put Officer Barbrady in charge of the investigations...

http://i.imgur.com/Yqo3czD.jpg

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I feel I should mention that in this House, there is no need to write names on anything in the refrigerator, because anything that goes in it (indeed, anything in the House itself) belongs to the House Omniscience Committee. What's mine is hers, etc.

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Show them why they are afraid of the dark.

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Not only the Trumpanzees, but the "alt-Left" (Steiniacs, the stupider kind of Bernie-bros, and anyone who prefers foreign dictators to US neoliberals)

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I like that.Very apt plus good design values.

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A-bloody-men!

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Cherry pie libelz! I'm sure Donald Trump's nipple sweat tastes like one of Jeffrey Dahmer's homemade MRE concoctions.

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I think even Officer Barbrady could have done a more thorough investigation.

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I hate depending on Mueller, because Democrats do that all the time. We fixate on someone who's going to solve all our problems for us. The only people who can truly fix this is us.

My fantasy is a blue wave in November that takes back the House and the Senate with a filibuster-proof majority in the Senate. On January 2, 2019, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi send Trump a letter listing every impeachable offense he's committed since January 20, 2017 with a warning that he has 30 days to correct 100% of these issues or face impeachment.

Then, we start on Pence.

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Good. Let Schiff and the grownups take over unfettered.

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He was busy with the Houston Astros.

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