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It was kind of orange, he thought it was a lobster

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my constituents say, “Hey, what’s going on with investigation of the crimes of the previous administration?”

It's all they talk about -- in his non-existent town halls.

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House Judiciary Committee Democrats... simply sat back and gawped

Kinda the point there, Dok

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You didn't mention the murder of Seth Rich. And that Republican guy who tried to get Hillary's emails last year and was murdered right after spilling the beans on Russian ties to Trump's campaign. Hillary definitely off'd that guy.

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Hannity got off lucky, then.

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Michelle touched the frigging Queen of England!

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TRUMP VOTER stares at it for a very long time.

"Nope, still don't see it"

"But it's right there in front ..."

TRUMP VOTER quickly jabs himself really hard in the eyes Three Stooges style.

"I SAID I DON'T SEE IT! END OF STORY"

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Tell 'em to get in line. We'll investigate Hillary as soon as we get finished with the process of sending Cheney, Bush, and Rumsfeld to The Hague.

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I'd upvote that 100 times if I could.

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Gross. I wonder which Reince is going to regret more? Having that commissioned, or having it found in his porn stash?

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But first, we have to finish dealing with all these allegations about Millard Fillmore.

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Ben Garrison's world:

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HILLARY DID THIS!! THIS IS ALL BENGHAZI-PLASM!

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IF GOD DIDN'T WANT HITLERY INVESTIGATED HE WOULDN'T HAVE ELECTED A REPUBLICAN'T AS PREDISENT!

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Which was even worse than her trying to kill "our children" with vegetables!!11!

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Hannity.

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