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shoeflyin's avatar

It was kind of orange, he thought it was a lobster

Royal Ugly Dude's avatar

my constituents say, “Hey, what’s going on with investigation of the crimes of the previous administration?”

It's all they talk about -- in his non-existent town halls.

(((fka_donnie_d))), sick SOB's avatar

House Judiciary Committee Democrats... simply sat back and gawped

Kinda the point there, Dok

3FingerPete's avatar

You didn't mention the murder of Seth Rich. And that Republican guy who tried to get Hillary's emails last year and was murdered right after spilling the beans on Russian ties to Trump's campaign. Hillary definitely off'd that guy.

3FingerPete's avatar

Michelle touched the frigging Queen of England!

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

TRUMP VOTER stares at it for a very long time.

"Nope, still don't see it"

"But it's right there in front ..."

TRUMP VOTER quickly jabs himself really hard in the eyes Three Stooges style.

"I SAID I DON'T SEE IT! END OF STORY"

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Tell 'em to get in line. We'll investigate Hillary as soon as we get finished with the process of sending Cheney, Bush, and Rumsfeld to The Hague.

Jukesgrrl's avatar

I'd upvote that 100 times if I could.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Gross. I wonder which Reince is going to regret more? Having that commissioned, or having it found in his porn stash?

Olav_Pompatus's avatar

But first, we have to finish dealing with all these allegations about Millard Fillmore.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Ben Garrison's world:

http://2.images.southparkst...

HILLARY DID THIS!! THIS IS ALL BENGHAZI-PLASM!

Feeling Groovy's avatar

IF GOD DIDN'T WANT HITLERY INVESTIGATED HE WOULDN'T HAVE ELECTED A REPUBLICAN'T AS PREDISENT!

Jukesgrrl's avatar

Which was even worse than her trying to kill "our children" with vegetables!!11!