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Vienna Woods's avatar

The Henry Tudor to whom I refer is Henry VII, the guy who won at Bosworth Field. He's the one with the cool chapel at Westminster Abbey. Henry VII claimed the throne through conquest and blood, claiming that he was descended from John of Gaunt.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

I must confess, madam, to a liking for your daughter, so it pleases me that her grandmother was Richard's niece.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Thank you for the No Soup for You Act. I needed a laugh, since I read Wonkette backwards, and have plowed through Ferguson, Ablow, Trump, the murder of a 12-year-old, and All the Things That Are Wrong With America (hint: It is Republicans).

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bobbert's avatar

"Not my department", says Wernher von Braun

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marxalot's avatar

He was more into embezzling money from his bosses to fund his ABSOLUTELY MILITARY NO THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE MOON WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT LOOK I CAN FLATTEN LONDON schemes. The question is, was Alabama really that much of an improvement on Peenemunde?

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marxalot's avatar

Now is the Winter of our Discotheque made glorious Summer by this noble son of New York... Sorry. I just really want to do that 1977 East Village adaptation <i>so bad</i>.

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schmannity's avatar

The City Club in Trading Places?

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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Every GOP legislature ever?

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

No Social Security or peener pumps? Jeez, what's an aging Nazi to do? Other than getting all gay-married in Kansas, that is.

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BeachLoafer's avatar

My first reaction when I heard about this bill was that it kinda bypassed that whole "innocent until proven guilty" thing we do.

Of course, I haven't read it, but I sure hope it's being described incorrectly if the entire House voted for it – assuming at least one of them did read it ...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

"the House of Representatives reportedly voted unanimously to pass the No Social Security for Nazis Act," In retaliation, immediately, the Nazis passed the No Soup for You Act!.

The war begins...

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yer not from around here is ya?

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Do tongues keep tasting after they die?

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Lot_49's avatar

Ask Cheney.

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schmannity's avatar

FEDERAL FLACCID FLUFFING FIASCO: Penis Pumps Slashed! Congress Refuses to Suck Up to Aged Demographic.

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Lot_49's avatar

That's what the boys down at Gitmo are wondering. Or would be if they were allowed to read our Wonket.

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