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There are so many things I'm thankful for, and one of them is not being in Comer's sty when he comes home these days. He's got to be in a mood all the time.

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Team Shitler’s idea of “counter-programming” for the DNC.

WEAK, SAD

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You know he's going to call a presser at Bedminster to coincide with Kamala's acceptance speech.

How much of a Chump presser would make it on the air if it wasn't live?

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Prolly just the crazy parts—OH WAIT ...

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Did their constituents REALLY elect Comer and company to hate-masturbate in public? Because that is exactly what the House Oversight Committee has been doing for all these years, that and providing a platform for the comedy stylings of Empty Gee, the least funny clown to stumble down the pike since the lamentable Greg Gutfield.

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Here's Nice Polite Republicans' spin on the comer bullshit

Headline:

House Republicans release impeachment report on Biden but next steps are uncertain

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Ta, Marcie. Much ado about less than nothing.

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I think you mean “law” “professor”.

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These are weird, strange little people and they have my pity.

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They have my contempt.

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"Republicans admit they have no direct evidence that he ordered any interference into a Justice Department investigation into Hunter Biden."

Wait until Comer finds out about Bill Barr stopping the investigation into Trump taking $10 million in cash from Egypt! He's going to be SO MAD!

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Hunter's getting sentenced for his gun thing in November after the election.

They will fucking freak when Joe pardons him before Hunter steps out of the courthouse.

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I see a commutation of sentence as more likely, if there's a prison sentence, than a pardon. A pardon requires admission of guilt where commutation does not.

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As you read reports such as this please remember that SINCE PERFECT ORDER HAS RECENTLY BEEN ATTAINED THERE IS LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE YOUR GOVERNMENT NEEDS TO DO.

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Well, twice a year they need to change the batteries in the smoke detectors.

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How much of my tax money did they waste on this farce?

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Even $1 would have been too much. Unfortunately you could probably put 6 or 7 zeroes behind that 1

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"reflects him reading a teleprompter instruction to pause, saying: “Imagine what we could do next. Four more years, pause.”1098 However, the official White House transcript of that same speech initially did not reflect that President Biden uttered the word “pause.”"

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I mean, if you don't like President Biden, then fine, you don't like him -- but at least get mad at him for *shit he ACTUALLY DID*.

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This is performative nonsense, aimed at the cretins who think "Impeach" is synonymous with "Summarily remove from office, because reasons".

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They've tried to force every Democratic President out of office since Nixon as the pound of flesh they insist they're owed.

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OMFG again!??? Please stop try to make "Morbius" a good movie or whatever the hell this shit is. They should be laughed out of the chamber. Fuck, the stupid burns.

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"Live from the Mobius Strip" -- the endless movie.

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Aug 19·edited Aug 19

Bitter Scribe points out: "Live from the Mobius Strip" -- the endless movie.

Which, surprisingly, only tells a single side of the story with a single edge to it.

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I think they cleaned up so they can have room for the Harris impeachment investigation.

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Kind of hard to do from the minority.

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They try that, they might be in for one big fat fucking surprise.

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