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Well, right now National Parks employees are being paid, it's a subtle but important difference...

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Well, her astrologer was, anyway...

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Well, I hear this: https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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Nailed it!

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My impression of Bakersfield was flat.

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also previously launched:

"If their agenda is to do nothing on a timeline of never, they're setting record pace." - Drew Hammill (Pelosi aide)

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and maybe pass some legislation that benefits American citizens not just American corporations.

[ i realize this is an impossible dream ]

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So where are you? I'm in Groveland, at only 3000 ft, but Libertarian Tom is my congressfuck, too.

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He did one thing good about 6 or 7 years ago I don't remember, but otherwise he's been a pandering pile of warm, wet, doggy excrement. The demographics in his district is SLOWLY changing so maybe someday it will turn blue.

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Didn't we just hear a republican saying someone needed to be "punished?" Oh right, it was Trump, two months ago, about women seeking abortions.

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Its not the laughing stock of the country ! Some county in Mississippi is. Or Oklahoma. Or Alabama. Or Kansas.. I forget.

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You have to get out and stay out. No opportunity. Its always been poor for most people, unless you were in oil, or agriculture, but now low oil prices and no water make for a grim future. Take your kids back to visit and show them how lucky they are.

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I am still not ready for children even though I now have grandchildren. Mine don't vacuum but they can cook and provide tech support.

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You give them way too much credit. Its more like the house of mirrors at a carnival sideshow, between the Two Headed Cow and the World's Tallest Midget (same guy was the World's Shortest Giant).

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Shiiit. That's actually better than my neck of the woods, which is "get gas on the way to Oregon."

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buck owens and merle haggard LIBEL!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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