House Republican Guys Hooking Up For Hot Video 'Group Workouts'
These new Republican guys in the House are wrapped up in some kind of male-on-male video sex-machine muscle cult:
[The] group gathers most days around two televisions in the House gym to follow a series of DVD workout routines known to late-night infomercial fans as P90X, the "most extreme home fitness training program."
As have thousands of insomniac former couch potatoes, Budget Committee Chairman Paul Ryan, Majority Whip Kevin McCarthy and a crew of young Republicans have taken to the P90X workout routines with an ideological intensity. For the lawmakers, it's a get-tough fitness dogma that mirrors their promises to pump up job growth and chisel away flabby federal programs.
Will this be competition for the mercenary/contractor video/pictures from the middle east?
The young guns working those big guns. Tight buns and tons 'o fun. Or listening to Limbaugh on the radio while thinking of the young pages.