BREAKING: House Republican Mark Souder Resigning TODAY, Over an Affair ... With a WOMAN!
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Indiana Republican and eight-term congressman Mark Souder is resigning immediately because he had sexytime with awomanwho was not married-in-Christ to him. Souder just defeated a teabagger in the GOP primary, but with less than 50% of the vote, and eh we've never heard of this guy -- Indiana's third congressional district, we should pay more attention to this hotspot! -- so let's get to the crazy all-caps SORRY JEEBUS I PUT MY WANG IN ANOTHER LADY'S LADYPARTS. Also, he's a wingnut who campaigned on the bullshit "I will repeal Obamacare," so let the Devil take him!
BREAKING: House Republican Mark Souder Resigning TODAY, Over an Affair ... With a WOMAN!
BREAKING: House Republican Mark Souder…
BREAKING: House Republican Mark Souder Resigning TODAY, Over an Affair ... With a WOMAN!
Indiana Republican and eight-term congressman Mark Souder is resigning immediately because he had sexytime with awomanwho was not married-in-Christ to him. Souder just defeated a teabagger in the GOP primary, but with less than 50% of the vote, and eh we've never heard of this guy -- Indiana's third congressional district, we should pay more attention to this hotspot! -- so let's get to the crazy all-caps SORRY JEEBUS I PUT MY WANG IN ANOTHER LADY'S LADYPARTS. Also, he's a wingnut who campaigned on the bullshit "I will repeal Obamacare," so let the Devil take him!