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There is quite a market for that one! Many police officers and old skool porn stars would pay big money for such a fantastic quality upper lip masculinity multiplier.

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<blockquote>For a while there, I thought I was a human being. </blockquote>

You are not nearly as equal as our new Corporamericans, what with your soft insides that are so susceptible to diseases and such. Plus, you need a lot more speech in your bank account before any lobbyists might consider your dumb cause/existence.

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They don't need reality; they have Tea Party Supporters! These miracle ragecreatures are completely sustained on Fox News factory-farmed feargression!

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Cows are nosy critters. Once while mountain biking, we pedaled past a fenced pasture. The cows saw us and skedaddled over a small hill. We stopped to rest and slowly the cows came back to see what it was they were running away from.

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What's the over and under of these idiots actually pulling this off? I know they have a majority in the House, but will they have enough?

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I met Newt once, and I stared at<i> his</i> tits.

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He's only saying what 3/4 of the GOP are thinking. I'm starting to believe that this is his job description.

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I don't think they get the 2/3 majority part at all. Or maybe they think that you only vote on that legislation once and so the only people who can vote on it now are the freshmen. Seriously, they could believe that.

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