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No peeing in the pool! The bank tellers keep looking at me funny!

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Irony? I'm not sure it's irony when it's deliberate. If legislators actually listened to generals and admirals the history of the last 70 years would have been QUITE different.

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Boehner and the GOPs in the House are bought and paid for by the expansive military industrial complex.

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Absolutely ridiculous spending that kind of money when we have plenty of open-carry idio...um, PATRIOTS that are willing to defend this great country.

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Weird. I did not know that blow jobs worked like that.

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They can be dangerous

http://kdvr.com/2015/04/09/...

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Wow! 50 years sure went by fast!

http://www.manchesterjourna...

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check Kim Kardashian

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Raggity man.. ;)

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From The Hill article: "The House did adopt a provision by Rep. Frank Lucas (R-Okla.) that would stop the re-listing of the lesser prairie chicken on the endangered species list until 2021, unless the Interior Department determines that a conservation plan is not working. It passed 229-190."

OK - I'll be first - more chickens to fuck!

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"Obie, I can understand your wantin' my wallet, so I don't have any money to spend in the cell, but what do you want my belt for?" and he said, "Kid, we don't want any hangin's." I said, "Obie, did you think I was gonna hang myself for litterin'?"

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Freedom missiles and democracy bombs are expensive.

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I thought that once Jade Helm was completed we would do the corporate thing - bust up Texas and sell off the parts to the highest bidder, and then apply for a tax break.

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nope . . . they are "ladies of negotiable affection"

[and always will be . . . still can't believe that there's not another Pratchett book coming out soon]

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this!

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