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GrannysKnitting's avatar

no shit Bacon - why is it you dum fuks always whine about traditions when it suits you and flaunt them at every opportunity? get some new schtick you intellectually barren disingenuous cretins (sorry, for the strong language, i am a bit cross and fed up)

AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Well they at least seem to want to keep up with the image of being incompetent, and why should we stop them?

Let's hope they keep this up forever.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

"“I’m not switching my vote,” said Max Miller from Ohio. “I’m Jim Jordan all the way.”

They do grow their Republican elected officials stupid over there.

cmd Human Scum's avatar

Sorry for The Hill as a source but they do have a live update section on the House disaster. I also went to House.gov earlier, and the House went into session at noon, did the Pledge of Allegiance and the prayer, and recessed at 12:30.

Anyway:

Republicans Leave Meeting With No Next Steps:

Members leaving GOP meeting described it as an airing of grievances that moved no holdouts to Scalise.

Rep. Andy Ogles (R-Tenn.) called it a “kumbaya session.” Rep. Mark Alford (R-Mo.) called it a “marriage counseling session.”

And there are no plans for next steps — either to lock down support internally, or for votes on the floor.

https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4251783-house-speaker-steve-scalise-votes-live-coverage/

Dick Fritter's avatar

Thank Li'l Bebe Jeebus we're keeping Scalise alive with our tax dollars! Funny how it isn't socialism when we're keeping rich fuckwad seditionists alive.

Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

"[Healthcare] for me, but not for thee." Insert literally any word between the brackets, it's the Repub ethos.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I nominate The Equalizer.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

ooooh yes, that would be glorious

UnionThuggery's avatar

“They don’t respect the customs of the House that have gone on for over two centuries.”

Their supporters vandalized the Capitol building and along with them tried to overturn an election. This asshat is surprised they don't respect the customs of the House?

Liminal's avatar

"Well, at least you can trust that Jordan will always be a bastard and on the bad side of any issue" said a democrat to Mace, while laughing to himself about her stupid tee shirt.

"OK, that's one vote for Jordan!" says Nancy to herself.

Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

I was thinking, the Dem response was likely along the lines of, I trust Gym Jordan as far as I could throw him; or maybe, I trust Jordan will continue to suckle at the pale withered teat of his Lord and master. But your version works too.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Will we see white smoke from the House chambers chimney anytime before I retire?

GrannysKnitting's avatar

i dunno, how long have we got?

Revenant's avatar

"The legend from Louisiana"????? Who the fuck was he talking about? That reptile Scalise, or Jean Lafitte? An actual, literal pirate would be a better choice.

peregrin's avatar

Jean Lafitte! Drunk History teaches me actual history again!

Hemp Dogbane's avatar

Cancer has a bumper sticker on their car (It is a Fiat) that says MTG Sucks.

Satanic Pancake's avatar

So the party of personal responsibility, the party of family values, is running a rape enthusiast and an avowed white supremacist? I am glad to see that they are living up to their most cherished principles.

chascates's avatar

They should have chosen the Homecoming King and Queen first.

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"the legend from Louisiana"

Is that The Boggy Creek Monster or am I getting my states wrong?

Bindersfulohostbodies's avatar

Their two candidates are a Nazi and a Nazi propagandist. And they think it’s more nuanced than that.

Barney Rubble's avatar

I listened to a podcast earlier and heard Canada described as "like a nice apartment with a crack house on the ground floor."

Randy Bender's avatar

Canada is more like a luxury penthouse over a meth lab at this point...