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Megan Macomber's avatar

John Roberts may be a callow windsock, but he remains Chief Justice of SCOTUS, and he does NOT like attacks on the judiciary. When this nonsense inevitably winds up in his court, that "six" will likely dwindle to four: Barrett has make it increasingly clear that she did not sign on to rubber stamp lawlessness. Who knows about Kegstand and Suchgore?

It doesn't matter. Trump has the Obvious Two in his pocket, but he doesn't have the court. The sooner this idiocy reaches them, the better.

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Richard Von Busack's avatar

When saying my nightly prayers, you know, kneeling by the bed, nightshirt and cap, the whole 12 inches, I ask God to take a few of his servants to their Forever Home…I often forget to include Mike Johnson. Thanks for the reminder l!

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B. Rhonda Stephens's avatar

God what a arse kicker Mike brown lips is. This new terrorist clown show is more than just bizarre they are an extension of Putin and his agenda and we all know the election was rigged Dino orange stain admitted it several during his rallies campaign and in the Oval Office 2 I’ve heard him admit it. It’s time to do something real and harsh.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

"That’s a problem. A dangerous trend." Gee, Mikey, you're thi-i-i-i-i-i-s close to figuring out what the common thread is there.

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Free beach's avatar

He’s such a godly man.

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Mike Krumrei's avatar

Isn't it weird that federal courts didn't subvert the will of the people when they ruled that student loan forgiveness was unconstitutional?

It's just so strange and unexpected to see the party of law and order take such a turn.

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Alan Freshwater's avatar

Democracy Reprise 2025

It's leaking through a hole in the air,

It’s echoing the fear of Tiananmen Square.

Its ending now, play the final reel

The liberty bell’s final peal

Tells us that  end is real, and here.

Declaring war against the truth,

Taking Untermensch away,

Treating homeless without ruth

Bashing anyone who’s gay:

Democracy is fading from the U.S.A.

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Alan Freshwater's avatar

I think the late Mr Cohen of Canada might understand why I did that to his song.

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Aocm🇨🇦💯's avatar

Moses Mike is speaking to tcf and maga - iow uneducated, stupid people who don’t know he’s lying, they don’t know the Constitution, they don’t know civics or history. Oh, they do have guns

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Pixeloid's avatar

Every time I hear Republicans whine about being persecuted by courts or police, I always think of that scene from Liar Liar where Jim Carrey tells his client to "Stop breaking the law, asshole!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPjeuQngouI

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Stephen St John's avatar

Whenever I hear crap like this from Johnson "“in the past 100 years, 67 percent of injunctions were issued against one president, and that’s Donald J. Trump." obviously my first thought is "and why was that, I wonder?" But of course the MAGA audience is so f*cking stupid that thought never occurs to them. Johnson is another completely hypocritical "Christian."

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marydn's avatar

Today he held a press conference to fume that “in the past 100 years, 67 percent of injunctions were issued against one president, and that’s Donald J. Trump. [...] That’s a problem. A dangerous trend. [...] It violates separation of powers.”

Hey Mike, if you don't want any more injunctions against your daddy then tell him to stop breaking the fucking law! It is that fucking simple, you mediocre, insecure asshole with tiny dick energy!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

Y'know all the sects and charismatic churches and snake handling and sanctified kiddy fiddling -- roughly 45,000 different ways to tithe! -- prove one thing, Mike: There is No God.

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Stephen St John's avatar

If Johnson really thought there was a god he'd be scared that god would kick his ass for being such a liar. Nah, he's just another completely cynical dishonest Rethug using religion as a shield.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

It’s called “Doing God’s Work!” Nyah!!!

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tegrat's avatar

Clearly very few in the GOP are students of history, and especially the history of authoritarian regimes, which are no guarantee of your safety no matter how much you try to please Dear Leader.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"Gonna be different this time..."

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

Darrell Issa?? Is he still around? I thought he got bounced a while back. He's been so quiet makes me wonder what (who?) he's hiding from. Guess he was just resting up for his next round of assholery.

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tegrat's avatar

he ran off to another district and somehow manages to get elected there regardless of his depravity

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Sandra Hardie's avatar

Thanks, tegrat. Check that Wonder About box.

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

JUST OUT. Classified photo of new F 47 Muskrat stealth jet the USAF rolled out earlier this week.

https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:r5pj64joaywqnvk2obembpt7/bafkreifcnqf77b23zckyhkbsha2gsxp2i3ru5eeft3mpgci3zhusnk45oy@jpeg

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Schmannity's avatar

B-69

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tegrat's avatar

IDK, the body panels seem to fit too snugly to be Musk issue.

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Terri Ring's avatar

🤣🤣🤣 Great!! Flying Wankpanzer!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. Let us never forget that it was Mike Johnson, long before he became Squeaker of the Louse, who tried to find legal means to overturn the 2020 election.

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Stephen St John's avatar

He is slime.

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"M"'s avatar

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

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Christine Tachner's avatar

Pig biting mad! Helloooo, Ed Anger!! 🤣

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